excerpts from a recent birthday party invitation email
3. Bring guests. I am not an exclusive boy and neither are my parties. You're welcome to bring significant others (as long as they buy me drinks), friends, etc. I warn you - because I'm an uber-fag, this particular engagement will be hag-heavy. If you want a better mix of cock and pussy, you need to bring some cock of your own;
4. Should you have attractive, gay friends, you are required to bring them. Particularly if they are single. While the other requirements are merely suggestions, this one is mandatory. Failure to comply will result in serious and injurious penalties.
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Oh, Andrew.
Interesting site. Useful information. Bookmarked.
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